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Writer's Cave - BIC(R) Cristal(R) Ballpoint Pens, Medium Point, 1.0 mm, Black, Box Of 12
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Manufacturer: Bic Corporation
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Binding: Office Product
Brand: Bic Corporation
Color: BLACK
EAN: 0070330101272
Feature: Barrel - Clear
Label: Bic Corporation
Manufacturer: Bic Corporation
Model: MS11BLK
Number Of Items: 12
Publisher: Bic Corporation
Studio: Bic Corporation
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Features
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Barrel - Clear
Ink Color(s) - Black
Pocket Clip - Yes
Point/Line Size - 1.0mm, Medium
Type - Ballpoint
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Summary: Excellent
Comment: This pen does exactly what it's supposed to do, and that's because I made it watch while I killed several of its family members. However, based on other reviews, this may have been unnecessary. I would recommend simply trying this pen first, or at the very most you could make threatening gestures to its family members just prior to trying it. You could also simply lick your lips while looking its wife up and down. If, and only if, that doesn't work, then resort to slaughter. But personally, I kind of regret all the inkshed, now that I think about it.
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Summary: It's a pen
Comment: It's a pen. And my God, does it write. You could, like, easily use it for longer periods of time. Or just to sign a letter. Because, you know, it's a pen.
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Summary: Health hazard
Comment: Users of this item should exercise extreme caution. The product arrives with neither instructions nor warnings about appropriate use. While excellent for the purpose of writing on paper, this product is useless for extracting eye motes, cleaning the ears of pets, and other tasks which its shape suggests. The absence of instructions left me wondering about proper use until my son (cleaver lad that he is) stopped playing video games long enough to demonstrate its use. And, he is only 37 years old. Isn't he a cleaver boy!
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Summary: Carried me across the universe and back
Comment: When I decided to run away from home and catch a ride on a falling star, I never knew how handy my BIC Pen would come in. I landed somewhere near the Puonfain Distric in the Saund Galaxy, and without the proper currency I had to get a job.
I filled out the application with my pen, worked for several months until I met a local delivery man. He gave me a ride on his star cruiser to another planet, which I happily explored.
I spent the next 5 years traveling across the universe, hitchhiking, bumming rides off Gorlocks and Pinds, and writing about my adventures with my handy BIC pen.
I also used my pen on occasion to defend myself against attackers, pry open circuit breakers and other obstacles, fix a few things, and amaze a Loiukian who had never seen a pen before.
Then, I fell in love. A kind Murgol with sandy blonde hair stole my heart, and I used my pen to write him a long love letter. He worked hard to save enough money for us to get married, and we both used the pen to write our nuptials and sign our names on the Gorgin Wedding Certificate.
After my 6 year journey, I am pleased to say I am back home on Earth with my Husband, and am expecting my first child. I've published my book, Memoirs of a Celestial BIC Pen, and it's a big seller.
Thanks to this pen, I was able to write my book, several job applications, a few minor notes, some misc. writings, and best of all, it never ran out of ink. Thanks BIC, and my Husband says, in his language, "Bo' Du "Hava Locing." (Goodbye, and thanks for all the fish)
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Summary: Pen resembles thermometer too much
Comment: While I'm sure this pen writes well, it's resemblance to the family thermometer led me to stick it up my feverish kid's ---. I left it in there for awhile, but when the liquid didn't move I realized my mistake. His limp is almost better, but I would recommend not leaving this BIC in the bathroom.
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